A Whore In Africa

March 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Orphans at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children’s home in South Africa were surprised to receive a visit from the world’s most famous pornstar, Paris Hilton, yesterday. Paris is in South Africa with her douche boyfriend. Good Charlotte is due to play in the My Coke Fest in Johannesburg today. My Coke Fest? Why isn’t Amy Wino on that ticket!?

The orphanage is home to nearly 200 kids between the ages of 3 and 18. Paris mostly spent time with the younger children. Probably because the older kids know better than to get near that diseased whore. Paris was also pleased to receive several ostrich feathered “shawls” from the children. HA! Those children thought she WAS an ostrich, so they were showing her respect by returning her feathers to her. I’m sure they were shouting at her “put your head in the sand!

She also signed pictures for the children of her wearing a bikini. Audrey Hepburn and Princess Diana would be so proud.

Remember when Paris promised to visit Rwanda? This is as close as it’s going to get. Dumb bitch probably think she IS in Rwanda. She’s so happy that she finally kept a promise. I really wish this trip was caught on video, so we could hear Paris’ publicist shouting at the kids, “SMILE! SMILE WIDER! We are fucking paying you! Let me see those teeth!

Hopefully, those kids have had all their shots.

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