Jakey Poo hurt his ankle while “playing basketball,” but he’s not letting a little injury keep him down. He attended The Los Angeles Conservations Corps Spring Luncheon yesterday. Jakey, if you’re going to be on crutches you could dazzle them up a bit. Take a bedazzler to those boring things.
Playing basketball? Uh huh. It’s probably not even his ankle that’s fucked up. I’m guessing he pulled his groin while doing the reverse cowgirl. Butt fucking can be dangerous.