Sticky Fingers Winona Strikes Again?

March 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Winona Ryder was arrested 6 years ago for stealing a bunch of shit from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. She was sentenced to 3 years probation and community service. Has she struck again? The National Enquirer (via DM) claims Winona was leaving a CVS Pharmacy in Hollywood when the security alarm went off. Winona kept walking. A security guard went after Winona and searched her bags. He found a bunch of make-up she didn’t pay for. She apparently told him, “I don’t know how that happened.” Spoken like a true klepto. My favorite part of “Cops” episodes is when the crazy crackhead always says to the police how they don’t know why that baggie of heroin got in their bag. The heroin fairy put it there!

A store employee confirmed that Winona took shit. They said, “We took unpaid items back and she left the store.” Winona’s rep denied the story at first, but said she would double check when the Enquirer told her an employee confirmed it.

It’s a requirement in Hollywood to have some sort of fucked up addiction. You can either be a crackhead, boozer, sex addict or klepto! If this is true then I’m really disappointed with CVS and won’t be shopping there anymore. They had their chance to get the bitch arrested with their store name splattered across every newspaper. Winona Ryder getting arrested at the CVS for stealing a little Bonne Bell would have made my day. I will never forgive them.

Thanks Mike

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