Kristy Lee “blow you out of your socks” Coook has survived once again! Cocks, Skunkhead and the Irish chick were in the bottom 3 and I was on my knees praying to the reality TV Gods that Cockface would finally be sent to the glue factory. It wasn’t so and Skunkhead had to take the bullet. When Skunkhead was announced as the one going home, my first thought was “someone is going to get trashed tonight!” I must come to terms with the fact that Cockface will most likely be around for a long ass time. Every season there’s always that one oatmeal skank that just won’t go away.
Goodnight Skunkhead! I’m sure we’ll see you really soon in another mugshot or in an ad campaign for Jim Beam whiskey.
Gaycrest also announced some of the upcoming idol mentors last night which include Dolly Parton, Mimi, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Neil Diamond. FUCK! The last thing we need is some raccoon voice screwing up Cracklin’ Rosie!