Kory McFarren Is One Dumb Bitch

Above is the home of Kory McFarren, the man who told police that his girlfriend had spent the past two years sitting on his toilet. 37-year-old Kory was charged on Monday with mistreatment of a dependent adult. They also should have charged him for being a brain dead fuck!

Kory called police last month and said something was wrong with his girlfriend. When they arrived they found 35-year-old Pam Babcock stuck to the toilet. Her ass cheeks had become one with the seat. I mean, they hugged the seat and would not let go. They think she was there for about a month. She apparently had not left the bathroom for 2 years.

Kory told the Associated Press (via CNN), “The only thing I am guilty of is I didn’t get her help sooner.” His first court date has been scheduled for April.

Doctors say that an infection in Pam’s legs damaged her nerves and could leave her in a wheelchair. She’s still in the hospital. But what about her ass cheeks! Please tell me they were able to save those. How much do you want to make a bet that her toilet seat ends up on eBay?

No wonder Pam never left the bathroom. It was probably the nicest room in Kory’s trailer.

Thanks Sharon