Kory McFarren Is One Dumb Bitch

March 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Above is the home of Kory McFarren, the man who told police that his girlfriend had spent the past two years sitting on his toilet. 37-year-old Kory was charged on Monday with mistreatment of a dependent adult. They also should have charged him for being a brain dead fuck!

Kory called police last month and said something was wrong with his girlfriend. When they arrived they found 35-year-old Pam Babcock stuck to the toilet. Her ass cheeks had become one with the seat. I mean, they hugged the seat and would not let go. They think she was there for about a month. She apparently had not left the bathroom for 2 years.

Kory told the Associated Press (via CNN), “The only thing I am guilty of is I didn’t get her help sooner.” His first court date has been scheduled for April.

Doctors say that an infection in Pam’s legs damaged her nerves and could leave her in a wheelchair. She’s still in the hospital. But what about her ass cheeks! Please tell me they were able to save those. How much do you want to make a bet that her toilet seat ends up on eBay?

No wonder Pam never left the bathroom. It was probably the nicest room in Kory’s trailer.

Thanks Sharon

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