Jonathan Rhys Meyers usually has eyes like a marmoset after a 12-day coke bing, but he definitely kept them under control last night. It looks like he took lessons from Tyra Banks in the art of holding a half blink. This is probably a major struggle for JRM, because I doubt the bitch ever blinks. Like ever. Years of drugs use could do that to a person.
That lady stache isn’t doing a damn thing for him. That’s as far as it grows! He totally rubbed Rogaine on his face hoping that shit would grow thicker. Sorry kitten, that’s all.
Here’s JRM with his girlfriend and one of his co-stars at the premiere of at the premiere of “The Tudors – Season 2″ in NYC. I tried to get into The Tudors, but it’s like porn without the fucking porn. It’s so frustrating. I patiently wait for them to rip off their clothes and get into hardcore action, but it never happens. And I’m sorry, but softcore porn does not count as porn.
Oh and Peter O’Toole was at the premiere last night. He’s really hot and he’s totally undressing me with his eyes. I mean, he’s undressing me completely including my skin. Those eyes are fucking wide.