It’s The Dragon Tales Twins!

March 20, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s an airbrushed to hell JLo with her twins, Max & Emme, on the cover of People Magazine! This is what $6 million (allegedly) gets you! The new issue hits stands tomorrow and promises 12 pages of JLo, Skeletor and their babies. People made a good call and kept Skeletor off the cover. This isn’t a Halloween issue. They also take us inside the twins’ nursery? Which one? I bet you anything JLo had a fake nursery made up, so she doesn’t look that crazy. The real nursery is covered in solid gold, diamonds, furs and elephant ivory.

It’s always hilarious when celebrities put their newborn babies in magazines. Babies pretty much look all the same at that age.

They probably went with this picture, because every time JLo went to hold them they started crying. Well, I’m sure this is like the third time she’s seen them! They want the nanny.

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