HoHan Is Safe This Time Around

March 20, 2008 / Posted by:

The Blemish has discovered the video from where the supposed grainy picture of Lindsay Lohan sucking dick came from. It’s not Lindsay Lohan on the video or in the picture. Fakery!

The shitty picture has been making the rounds with the rumor that Calum Best used his cell phone to record Linds giving his dick a tongue bath. The video from where the pic came from was added to XTube 2 months ago and there’s a couple of other clips to go with it. The girl on the clip still sort of look like her, but I guess all bleach blonde sluts look the same when they are sucking dick.

Let this be a warning Linds! Check for cameras the next time you’re sucking dick (she’s probably doing it right now). It could happen to you.

Click here to see the video, but it’s extremely NSFW. Click on the two additional clips below it to for a clearer shot of Not-Lindsay’s face. My brain is on fire trying to figure out what the hell he’s watching on TV. I care more about that.

The ads on XTube make me nauseous. I really don’t want to see cum coming out of an asshole at 4 in the afternoon. Shhh! I know what you were going to say! Shush it!

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