Better In Wax

March 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus got her own wax figure at Madam Tussauds in NYC today. She’s really made it! It looks just like her. I wonder where they got the jumbo chiclets from. Well, the girl’s got big big ass teefs! It’s a blessing. She can probably eat a whole row of corn in one swoop. Only the heavens above will give you that kind of gift.

Little children that worship Miley Cyrus scare me. I know a few of them. They throw me the evil side eye the minute I start to say anything negative about her. I usually don’t say another word. I’ve seen the Twilight Zone and I’m not about to be wished into the cornfield.

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