At Least Someone Is Wearing Jessica Simpson’s Shoes

March 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Pete Wentz has admitted that he loves wearing heels from Jessica Simpson’s shoe line and dancing around the house in them. He said, “I love Jessica Simpson’s stuff, especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.

Something tells me Papa Joe is now making his other daughter’s douche boyfriend peddle Jessica’s crap. Obviously, women aren’t buying her shit, so Papa Joe is using Pete to try and attract the drag queens. Drag Queens know better than that. Why spend all your pennies on Jessica’s cheap shoes when you can get the same thing at Frederick’s for half the price.

Pete went on to talk about his new junior’s clothing line for Nordstrom, “Technically they will be hanging in the young women’s area, but personally I make these clothes as if they are unisex. I mean, some of the clothes are clearly just for girls, you won’t see me wearing a dress or anything, but I do like to wear a slimmer jean.

Methinks Pete is just saying this shit to make him sound more interesting. I’ve got news, even Pop Rocks shooting out of his ass wouldn’t make Pete interesting. Ok…maybe just a bit. Everyone loves Pop Rocks!


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