Where’s Brenda?!

Variety has a few more details about the planned Beverly Hills 90210 spin-off. They have committed a sin by not including Brenda Walsh. They might bring back David Silver aka Brian Austin Green. I say this, because a character breakdown mentions two characters with the last name Silver. Producers also plan to add much more racial diversity than the original lily-white cast. And by “much more racial diversity” I mean two characters might not be white. They are so generous.

The spin-off revolves around The Mills family including their matriarch, Tabitha Mills. She’s described as a 60-something actress/alchoholic who was a major star in the 1970. This is perfect for Gabrielle Carteris! She can finally play her age. Other characters include:

Harry Mills – A 1980s graduate of West Beverly High. He moves back to BH after years in St. Louis.
Celia – His Olympic athlete wife
Annie – Their 16-year-old daughter
Dixon – Their adopted son and resident bad boy (producers are open to casting a non-white ho)
Daphne Silver – A wannabe teen socialite
Max Silver – Her 24-year-old brother
Navid Shirazi – High School nerd
Ethan Ward – The likable jock
Naomi Bennett – His bitchy girlfriend

FUCK THIS SHIT! Scrap it all and remake Savannah instead. I miss Jamie Luner.