A German woman went into the hospital thinking she was going to get an operation on her leg. Instead she woke up out of surgery with a new anus. And her leg was still fucked up! The dumb bitches at the hospital mixed her up with another woman who suffered from incontinence and was to have surgery on her sphincter. The medical clinic in Bavaria has since suspended the entire surgical team.
The woman still needs surgery on her leg and she is planning on suing the hospital. Hey, but she has a new asshole. It can’t be all that bad. I didn’t know they were just giving out new assholes like that! Where do I sign up? Mine is a little rusty.
I also couldn’t find a picture of the woman, so I decided to use this picture of Lisa Rinna. Her mouth looks like an asshole, so it makes sense.