I’m going to shave off my eyebrows and work the chola look this summer if Kristy Likes Cocks does not go home tonight on “American Idol.” I didn’t mean that! Something tells me the country crazies are going to keep her no-talent ass.
For some reason I think the bottom 3 will be the same as last week with the addition of Skunk Head Overmyer. She’s definitely going to be in the bottom, because she went first and she sang Back in the USSR. She’s no Sigourney Weaver in Heartbreakers. Seriously, Sigourney’s version was so hot. Such musicality! Click here to see it if you want to be dazzled.
It was between Chikezie and Ramiele for the other bottom 3 spot. I think Chikezie’s harmonica blow job earned him a spot in the bottom.
And below is a clip of Kristy telling Simon Cowell, “I can blow you out of your socks and you know it.” Obviously that’s the reason why the bitch has been around this long.