Pee Pee Face

March 19, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Vanessa Williams was asked by OK! Magazine what her weirdest beauty tip is. She answered, “The weirdest thing I ever heard was take morning urine and put it on your acne. I did it. I tried to do it and I was like, ‘I’m not doing it.’ It was years ago, now I’ve got Proactiv and I don’t need that.”

It’s just piss. I think there’s something wrong with me, because I don’t find this that gross. It’s almost the same thing as putting sperm all over your face and I’m sure you do that on a daily basis. I’m talking to you and not Vanessa. Seriously, I’d rather put Asparagus piss (and that shit is lethal) on my face than Proactiv. I tried that crap and it does take off your acne, but it burns off some of your skin too. I think the secret ingredient is battery acid.

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