Is Johnny Weir Gay?

March 19, 2008 / Posted by:

I should be shot for putting a question mark at the end of that sentence. Like it’s even a question. The question mark is mostly for comedic effect. In a recent interview with The New York Times, the Princess of figure skating was asked about his sexuality.

Johnny Weir answered, “There are some things I keep sacred. My middle name. Who I sleep with. And what kind of hand moisturizer I use.” I can answer all those questions for him:

Middle Name: Faaaaaaaaabulous!
Sleeps With: Posh Spice doll
Moisturizer: Astroglide

Johnny went on to say, “If I was out to please 10-year-old girls and their 45-year-old mothers in Boise, Idaho, I could play the game and be nice and make my voice deeper. But I don’t see the point. I’m not alive for 10-year-old girls and their 45-year-old mothers in Boise, Idaho — or Colorado Springs, Colo.

The NY Times added that “Weir was referring to the United States Figure Skating Association, which is based in Colorado Springs. He has claimed the federation has promoted (Evan) Lysacek over him as a subtle form of punishment for his behavior.

I would love to hear Weir’s deep voice. It probably sounds like Jessica Rabbit.

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