William Baldwin told The Sun that his wife, Chynna Phillips, has a little trick for not losing her panties during sex. He said, “The other day the kids were in bed so we decided to go for a roll in the hay. We get in there and she takes off her underwear and she puts it on my head like a shower cap. She says, ‘It’s such a hassle afterwards, I never know where my underwear is and this way at least I know where it’s going to be when I’m done.‘”
I’m guessing they only stick to one position: Missionary. I’m assuming she only puts clean panties on her head. Nothing kills the moment like a head full of panty pudding.
At least I’m not alone. I usually carefully place my undies under the bed. The last thing you want to do after a one-night stand is spend forever looking for your shit. You want to get in, get off and get out! A good trick would be to sew your panties to your pants. That way it’s all in one piece and you can slip it on while running to the door.