A Dancing With The Stars Sex Scandal!

Dancing with the Stars sex scandal! Funny shit! It’s definitely the most exciting thing that has happened to that show. Well this and Marie Osmond fake fainting. Star Magazine claims Drew Lachey has been cheating on his wife with his former dance partner and mop head, Cheryl Burke. A source claims Cheryl and Drew were fucking during the show’s National tour which ended last month.

The source said, “They didn’t go very far to cover it up, Cheryl was constantly draped all over Drew. They held hands, had their legs intertwined and were always touching inappropriately.”

The affair was brought out into the open when Cheryl’s then-boyfriend, Matthew Lawrence, caught them having oral sex in her dressing room in Jacksonville, FL. The next day Drew threatened Matthew and his brother Joey “Woah” Lawrence. He screamed at them, “If you talk about this, I’ll bury you Matt. I’ll bury you Joey. I’m serious I will hurt you.” Scary. Drew is all of 3 feet tall. I’m sure Matthew and Joey were pissing in their panties. Drew wants to keep the affair quiet to save his marriage. He also has a 2-year-old daughter.

Matthew told Star, “There are too many things going on. I can’t talk about it.” Lawyers for Cheryl and Drew deny the affair.

Cheryl has fucked Matthew Lawrence and now Drew Lachey? She’s really fucking her way through the Z-list. There’s enough Z-list jizz in her to create the next cast of “The Surreal Life.”

Mop head is currently partnered with that hot piece Cristian de la Fuente on the new season of the show. She better not even think of putting her muppet ass in his crotch. He’s off limits.

And since we’re on the topic of Dancing with the Stars, let’s talk about Marissa Jaret Winokur’s performance on the show last night. I couldn’t focus on the dancing, because I spent the entire time trying to find ways to jump through the TV and shut her mouth. She has the “Jessica Simpson curse.” She won’t close her fucking mouth!