We Want Suri!

March 18, 2008 / Posted by:

How dare Katie Holmes leave her prison without bringing Suri Cruise out! She needs to go home, unplug Suri, attach her head and bring her out! It’s been much too long. It’s taking forever to recharge Suri’s batteries. Tommy Girl should use Energizer. It keeps going and going…

Here’s Katie leaving Joan’s On Third after lunch with “friends.” Imaginary friends! Their names are Dawson, Jen and Pacey. The waiters don’t care. Dawson tips big.

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