Heather Mills Is Not Going Away Anytime Soon

March 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Heather Mills will follow-up her acclaimed performance as crazed water attacker by being a judge on The Miss USA pageant. ExtraTV reports that Heather has been asked to judge the T&A show and she’s accepted. The pageant will take place on April 11th in Las Vegas. Donny and Marie Osmond are set to co-host.

Heather is turning out to be one of the most disappointing gold diggers of all time. I thought Marla Maples sucked, but Heather is the worst. Doesn’t this trick know that you’re supposed to disappear after you win the money. Bitch needs to buy an island, buy a few slave midgets to carry her one-legged ass around and enjoy herself. Instead, she agrees to judge some 3rd rate pony show? Embarrassing!

I will be tuning in hoping that the audience boos her when pill-popping Marie introduces her.

P.S. – I’m watching American Idol right now and it’s Beatles night AGAIN! Heather should have been a guest judge on this crap! She would have hated every single performance, “It’s not you. It’s the song!

P.P.S. – That’s an actual court sketch of Heather Mills pouring water over the head of Paul’s lawyer. HIGH ART!

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