Drag Queen Mommy

March 18, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s nice to see that motherhood hasn’t softened Xtina into a natural beauty. Looking like a drag queen hooker has become her signature style. This bitch has enough lipstick on her mouth to keep the Maybelline factory in business for years.

Baby Max is probably covered in red lipstick prints. He is definitely going to grow up being deathly afraid of lipstick. He will be on Maury in 10 years crying about how he can’t go near a tube of lipstick. They will bring out a tube and he will run backstage in tears. It still won’t beat the Maury episode featuring the chick that was afraid of pickles. I love that bitch! Every April 1st, her boyfriend probably paints his dick green just to see her meltdown.

Here’s Xtina and Bat Boy at dinner yesterday.

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