Donatella Versace Braves The Light Of Day

March 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Donatella Versace is one of those super vampires! They are the most dangerous kind. I didn’t think it was possible for her skin to be exposed to natural sunlight, but I was wrong. She pulled herself out of her fabulous solid gold coffin to appear on the “Today” show this morning. On second thought, it could have been Hatchet-Face and I wouldn’t have know the difference.

Someone needs to text Donatella to let her know that the coke nose is starting to droop. It’s time to schedule another routine crank up.

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