The most loved woman in the world, Heather Mills, has hired Gloria Allred to be her attorney in the United States. Lock up the billionaires! Heather is coming to town. Gloria spoke to PageSix.com and said she’s honored to represent her. That’s just lawyer talk for “bitch is paying me a lot of money.” Gloria is saying all this nice shit now, but wait until Heather hops away from her bill. She’s known to do that.
Gloria said, “Heather was delighted with the outcome today. It was about justice. Heather was a winner before she met Paul, and she will continue to be a winner. I admire Heather for her charity work.” Gloria also talked about Heather’s wish to keep the judgment private to the public, “It’s my preference that everything be kept private because of Heather’s daughter. However, if it’s going to be made public, then everything should be made public, including the complete transcripts from the proceedings. Heather has often been treated unfairly.”
Too bad bitch! The 58-page judgment was released today. The judge felt Heather was “inaccurate, inconsistent and less than candid.” Yup, that pretty much sums her up. The judge went on to say that Heather claimed she revived Paul McCartney’s career. It goes on and on. The Daily Mail has a full run down. Basically, the judge paints Heather as a gold digger who tried to get as much as she could out of Paul. She wanted EVERYTHING.
And what the fuck did Heather wear to court yesterday? George Jefferson wants his suit back!