Clara Stella Berry-Aubry! Say That 15 Times Fast!

March 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Halle Berry hasn’t officially announced her baby’s name, but claims her name is Clara Stella Berry-Aubry. Hit the snooze button. That name has put me to sleep. I expect a Halle Berry baby name to roll off the tongue liked melted Velveeta. Saying Clara Stella Berry-Aubry makes my mouth feel like it’s full of nails.

In other Halle baby news, she has taken a page from JLo’s book and spent a bunch of cash on three nurseries. Rush & Molloy reports she bought only organic shit at….guess where? Yup, Petit Tresor. A source said she dropped $60,000 on crap like sheets that never had a mist of pesticide on it and a $1,200 diaper bag. How much do you want to bet those pesticide free sheets have pesticides on them? Bitches will believe anything!

I can’t wait to see what magazine will pony up enough cash to have the gorgeous CSBA grace their cover. Mix-up CSBA’s initials and it spells SCAB or CABS.

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