Bitch I Stole Yo Purse

March 18, 2008 / Posted by:

This is Wendy Ho and this bitch is hot. I can finally replace Heidi Montag’s Higher with Wendy Ho’s Bitch I Stole Yo Purse. Seriously, Higher is my fucking ringtone. I put that shit on as a joke, but it’s not a joke when you’re standing in line at the grocery store and that shit goes off. People look at me like they can’t wait to jump my ass. I understand where they are coming from. Heidi is terrible. Anyway, here’s Wendy’s info:

Wendy Ho was raised in a trailer court, and overindulged with too many episodes of 227 and Good Times! However, this Nubian princess hasn’t always been black. After moving to NYC from Kansas City, she spent years on the streets of Harlem hustlin, hoin, and flowin.

Ho started writing songs about her experiences as a white trash girl gone ghetto ho in HarlemUSA. The Ho & Mo Show was widely acclaimed by audiences during her nine month residency at Therapy in NYC. Her very own monthly variety show, The Wendy Ho Show at Caroline’s on Broadway featured headliners Judy Gold and Susie Essman. She is currently developing and starring in her own one woman show, The Gospel According to Ho, which features music from her debut album of the same title. She will steal your purse, warn you about the dangers of flossing your teeth before giving head, and demand that “you feather Susan’s Loochey.” Her debut video, “Bitch I Stole Yo Purse,” is currently running on Logo’s NewNowNext.

Bitch I Stole Yo Purse” is my shit. “I take yo purse and I take yo man too! I take him to a party and fuck him in the bathroom! While you’re wondering where yo purse is at I’ll be sucking your man’s cock!Fergie will be covering this song in 3 months. Trust!

Oh and the by the way…Wendy Ho isn’t serious. It’s comedy people! Check out her MySpace and listen to this shit!

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