The Cheeto Update

March 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Britney Spears needs to take home the costume designer, lighting person, make-up artist and hair stylist from “How I Met Your Mother.” CBS has released a couple of pictures from her episode which airs March 24th. Britney actually looks cute. I didn’t think I would ever write the words “Britney and cute” in the same sentence again! The weave still looks like it went through a fry daddy, but you can’t have it all!

In other Britney news, TMZ reports that she’s been ordered by the court to pay a huge chunk of KFed’s lawyer fees. KFed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, originally wanted her to pay the entire amount (around $500,000). The judge knocked it down to $375,000 after Britney complained it was too much. Ain’t that a bitch! KFed takes away her kids and wants her to pay for it.

In even more Britney news, UsWeekly reports she’s been banned from Villa in West Hollywood. The owner said, “She came twice, but we don’t want the media circus that would create.” Huh?! She’s been banned for being a media whore and he’s making a statement about it? Who’s the media whore now? Brit doesn’t need to to clubs anyway. She only needs Starbucks and Forever 21 to survive.

Starbucks needs to pull the ultimate April Fool’s joke on Brit by banning her ass! Of course, they would need the National Guard, the entire LAPD force and NASA on hand just in case. Banning Brit from Starbucks would result in a category 3 disaster.

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