Just Loverly!

Yesterday, I posted a story about Madge’s marriage to Guy Ritchie being over. The claim was that Madge was going to announce the split in 18-months and then she was going to move her children to NYC. Don’t worry Madonnaloonies, they are together forever. I’m sure there’s a contract somewhere that states this. Liz Rosenberg, her longtime spokeswhore, issued this statement to People:

“I am delighted to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married. Though they were in different countries recently — Madonna in the U.S. doing promotion for her upcoming album, Hard Candy, and Guy finishing up post-production on his new film, RocknRolla, as well as completing a Nike commercial and working on several scripts in England — the family are joyfully back together at home in London. All is well and wonderful in the Ritchie household.”

Like Madonna is going to admit that her marriage sucks. She does not admit failure! She probably called up Guy during their monthly chat and said, “Dear. People are saying some dreadful things about our marriage. Oh sod! They really are taking a piss out of us! Those dodgy wankers! Our marriage is just Luvvly-jubbly, right? You’ll tell them everything is splendid. Bloody bollocks! Thou must fix this! I must bid you farewell. I have a sticky toffee pudding in the cooker. Oh and I’ve instructed the maid to move the rest of your belongings into storage. Pip pip cheerio!”