It’s Paris’ Fault!

March 17, 2008 / Posted by:

HoHan was paid to host the Scandinavian Style Mansion on Friday night, but she pissed off the owner, Claus Hjelmbak (above), after she threw a “hissy fit” and left. PageSix.com reports that HoHan showed up as scheduled, but flipped out when she saw Paris Hilton Handbags listed as one of the event’s sponsors. I don’t blame HoHan! Seeing Paris Hilton’s name alone is enough to send anyone running for the toilet. I have to hold my asshole and mouth when I type her name. I type her name with my nose.

A source said HoHan left after an hour taking a few “very expensive gifts” with her. What do you expect her to do? Rent is due! On the real, the bar probably didn’t carry her brand of vodka.

Claus said, ā€œIā€™m grossly disappointed in Lindsay for not fulfilling her contractual duties.” However, Claus gave Paris Hilton a glowing review for saving the day. “Paris truly saved the night. She was very gracious to everyone ā€” and was the life of the party!ā€

Life of the party? I’m guessing this was a bukkake orgy.

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