It’s Paris’ Fault!

March 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

HoHan was paid to host the Scandinavian Style Mansion on Friday night, but she pissed off the owner, Claus Hjelmbak (above), after she threw a “hissy fit” and left. PageSix.com reports that HoHan showed up as scheduled, but flipped out when she saw Paris Hilton Handbags listed as one of the event’s sponsors. I don’t blame HoHan! Seeing Paris Hilton’s name alone is enough to send anyone running for the toilet. I have to hold my asshole and mouth when I type her name. I type her name with my nose.

A source said HoHan left after an hour taking a few “very expensive gifts” with her. What do you expect her to do? Rent is due! On the real, the bar probably didn’t carry her brand of vodka.

Claus said, “I’m grossly disappointed in Lindsay for not fulfilling her contractual duties.” However, Claus gave Paris Hilton a glowing review for saving the day. “Paris truly saved the night. She was very gracious to everyone — and was the life of the party!”

Life of the party? I’m guessing this was a bukkake orgy.

Tags: Paris Hilton

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