Here’s Lindsay practicing her new career as a ventriloquist with her new wooden dummy named Wayne. HoHan, make him say, “I put the coke in your pants! I did it! I’m so funny!”
Actually, it’s Lindsay with Wayne Joffe at some event this past weekend. He really looks like a wooden dummy. He does!
And this bitch is STILL talking about how she ended up in rehab six-months ago. Um….being a drunk crackhead landed you in rehab. It’s not rocket science. She told People, “I think it was just situations that I was putting myself in. I was putting myself in the wrong situations and I didn’t have the focus in the right place.”
Yeah, putting yourself in front of a plate of cocaine is probably not the best thing for your sobriety. She said that she’s gotten rid of her bad influences and surrounded herself with better friends. She also said she’s getting a lot of support from her family, “I’m blessed to have a really wonderful family.” Wonderful family? Are we sure this bitch isn’t still on coke?