Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

March 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Today can also be called Happy Drunk Dialing Day! Before the day is over you will hear from at least one ex or one family member you owe money to. It’s a given. Here’s hoping you’ll be filled with beer or Irish dick by midnight. I don’t drink green beer, because it always feels like I’m sipping on Hilton pussy juice. There’s something not right about it.

Above is a video I play every St. Patrick’s Day! It’s a tradition. It wouldn’t be St. Patty’s day without hearing that hot lady on the video saying, “It could be a crackhead who got hold of the wrong stuff! It told him to get in a tree and play a leprechaun!

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