Getting A Head Start On His St. Paddy’s Day Celebrations

March 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Thomas Jane started his St. Patrick’s Day celebrations early! He was arrested for DUI this morning. TMZ reports that “The Punisher” actor and husband of Patricia Arquette was pulled over for driving extremely fast down the I-5. He has been charged with DUI and driving with a blood alcohol level above .08%. He was taken to the clink, but he’s already out.

“We drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!!!”

How the hell is Thomas going to be out drinking when he has chichis like that at home? Couldn’t Patricia predict this and warn him? Wait, is she a psychic on “Medium” or does she see dead people? I get all those crappy ghost and psychic shows mixed up.

And as always, I’m patiently awaiting his mugshot to add to my collection.

Tags: Arrests, Drunks, Theater, Tori Spelling

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