Best Friends Forever

March 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit and Mel Gibson shared a bowl of borscht over the weekend, but it wasn’t their first time meeting up. People reports that they have hung out a few times since she checked out of the crazy house. A source said, “Mel and his wife Robin clearly saw a woman in crisis and wanted to extend themselves in any way possible. There’s just a handful of people in the world who understand the kind of intense attention that Britney goes through, and how to raise a family with some semblance of privacy and how to keep one’s family intact and out of the limelight.

Brit and Mel used to live near one another in Malibu, so the source said Mel is just reaching out as a neighbor. He has no agenda. Yeah fucking right. He just wants to tap that.

PageSix.com claims Mel does have an agenda. He wants Britney’s voice! He has asked her to sing at his church. An inside source said, “Apparently, he is trying to get her to start attending his church [Church of the Holy Family] in Malibu. We heard he asked her to sing at one of the weekly sessions there.

Hasn’t Jesus been through enough? He died for our sins and now he has to suffer through Britney’s singing? Unholy! And this close to Easter? Mel needs to say a million Hail Marys for even thinking about that. That should also keep him busy for a while, so he won’t make another jack-off piece like Apocalypto.

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