Halle Berry Finally Popped!

March 16, 2008 / Posted by:

No fucking joke. I was just writing a post on how I was going to take bets on when Halle Berry was going to finally shoot her baby out. Well, baby came out today! Star Magazine reports that Halle gave birth to a baby girl this morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. A source said, “Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning.”

Halle’s spokeswhore hasn’t confirmed and we don’t have a name yet. Halle seems traditional, so I’m not holding my breath for a crazy or unique name. That sucks, because the celebrity baby names have been really stale lately.

The source went on to say, “Halle was overcome with emotion when she finally held her little girl. She said everything she had gone through was worth that moment. The tears kept coming as Halle didn’t even want the nurses to take her baby to clean her up and measure. It was a truly beautiful scene.

Ewww….baby jelly! I wonder what it tastes like? It’s probably not bad on a little Melba toast. Ok, I’ll move along. It is Sunday, so we shouldn’t go there.

Congrats to Halle and her boy toy! Boy toy’s work here is done. He was the best sperm donor ever.

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