Take A Picture Of Bat Face Kidman, Get Your Ass Kicked

March 14, 2008 / Posted by:

The video above is loud and there’s screaming in it, so I’m warning you. If you play it and your co-workers call 911, because they think you are being murdered then that’s on you. Anyway, bat-faced Nicole Kidman’s bodyguard went batshit crazy on a paparazzi photographer and started beating his French ass. It seriously sounds like the bodyguard is choking Frenchie Homer-Simpson-style.

Nicole was in the car in front of them. She probably sat there smiling. Not because she was happy about it, but because she can’t move her face!

Visit Flynet to see pics of the pap’s face. He seriously got beat down hard!

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