Sarah Larson Got A Job

March 14, 2008 / Posted by:

George Clooney’s mute girl toy, Sarah Larson, walked in the Ashley Paige show for L.A. fashion week yesterday. Sarah shouldn’t bother with this sort of thing. She’s Clooney’s kept girl and should spend her days figuring out how she’s going to get knocked up. Shit like this is doing nothing for her future. Think about it. Instead of walking down some runway wearing this shit, she could’ve been home punching holes in all the condoms or replacing her birth control pills with Tic-Tacs. This gold digger has so much to learn.

The make-up artist royally messed up. The eyebrows needed to be darker and thinner. They should’ve lost the dark lipstick completely, but only kept the dark lip liner. Chola beauty needs to hit the mainstream already! I expect all you chicks out there to throw out your lipsticks and pick up the Sharpie. You owe it to the future of beauty.

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