Look Like A Cheap Fame Whore For Under $60!

March 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Are you a call girl on a budget and don’t live anywhere near a Forever 21 or Strawberry? Well, Heidi Montag has the perfect solution to your problem. She’s designed a few pieces for her new line “Heidiwood” sold at Anchor Blue stores. She spoke to UsWeekly about her new shit and used the time to bash Lauren Conrad’s fashion collection.

Heidi said, “Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear. She’s trying a high-fashion thing, but it’s a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Most people can’t afford $200 for one dress.” More like fug and farty.

The fashion school drop-out went on to bash LC some more, “When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.

Don’t even think of buying this shit! Go to Target instead. You can pick up a dress like this for $19.99 and a bag of Chili Cheese Fritos at the same time. Nothing beats that. If I see you out in public wearing one of Nosejob McFakeTits’ dresses – you be ready for a slap fight.

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