It’s Almost Over

March 14, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I have a very important question to ask before we get into the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney bukkake divorce news. Where the damn fuck is Michele Elyzabeth and her dog Bijou?! Heather’s crazy ass publicist promised she would update her blog weekly with Heather news and she hasn’t updated since December. I am so mad at her. I am tempted to chop off my leg, so she’ll give me some attention. Please come back Michele Elyzabeth!

Anyway, it looks like the battle for Paul’s millions is coming to an end. The Daily Mail reports Heather will get £46million. She’s agreed to one lump sum of £25 million. The judgment has reportedly been made and the verdict will be handed down on Monday. It’s not known if that settlement includes cash for their daughter, Beatrice.

Heather apparently wanted more, because she’s a greedy bitch. The settlement will still go down as one of Britain’s largest. Legal bills alone total £10 million.

Hopefully this is the end, so the bitch can hop away into the sunset already with all her millions. I have to hand it to her. After only a few years she has become one of Britain’s richest prostitutes. Jordan has nothing on this bitch!

Tags: Heather Mills, Paul McCartney

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