HoHan Has Finally Found Her Calling

March 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Life&Style claims HoHan is planning to put out her own line of leggings. HoHan has become known for wearing leggings all day and all night. I was beginning to think that they were permanently attached to her skin like that toilet lady.

At a party in NYC on March 6th, HoHan told the magazine, “I’m doing my own leggings line! But it’s a secret. It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. I love leggings. They’ll have designs. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns.” It’s not a secret anymore, you spermbrain.

I think this is a brilliant idea! She should take it to the next level though. HoHan loves the leggings, but she’s also a big whorebag. Why not combine the two? I’m thinking leggings with a hidden zipper on the crotch for easy access. I’m also thinking leggings with a built in condom, so the dick just have to slip it in. You don’t even have to take off your leggings.

And why stop at leggings? She can put out a line of HoHan fake tanning jizz for that perfect dirty whore look. She should also put out a line of morning after pills called “I Know Who Killed My Fetus.”

This is the step in the right direction, HoHan.

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >