Parasite Hilton and MTV held a press conference yesterday to announce and talk about her new reality show “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” Does BFF stands for busted fake fag? The show starts shooting in May and the contestants will live with Paris. She will eliminate them one by one after competitions. The competitions will most likely include everything from picking out the mean crabs in her snatch and driving her dogs into the woods and leaving them there.
She said, “I going to be in my element in Los Angeles and really showing these women my life, which is completely different than The Simple Life.” And what is the skank looking for out of the 20 hos? “Someone that I just trust and not someone who’s going to stab me in the back — it’s happened a lot in this town. Just someone I can have fun with, someone who could be like my sister.”
No stabbing her in the back? Count me out, because that’s the only reason I was going to apply. Click here if you want to apply, because I know you want to. Put on rubber gloves before you click over.