The Hollywood Skank Diet

March 13, 2008 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail has a long ass article about the diet secret of the stars. If you’re trying to lose weight, perhaps this can help you! I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure any of these diets tips might leave you with no teeth, no hair and an irregular heartbeat. You’ll be skinny though and that’s all that matters!

Drugs: Coke, Clenbuterol & Adderall! The DM writes, “Adderall is the latest diet drug craze in Hollywood, and the number of celebrities addicted to it continues to rise. Just about every female celebrity arrested – from Paris to Nicole, from Lindsay to Britney Spears – has had prescription Adderall in her handbag. It keeps you awake while killing the appetite. While Clenbuterol and Adderall create a slimming effect in the short-term, after a while, users report a sudden and uncontrollable weight gain. Having tampered with the natural metabolism, the drugs stop working.”

Boiled Eggs:During the filming of Cold Mountain, there were rumors that one famous actress on set ate only boiled eggs. She would rise in the morning and eat one and then have one or two at the end of the day. That was her entire diet. And apparently she is not alone.”

The Master Cleanse & Fasting:Super-slim Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross was spotted dining at a restaurant a few years back with her now husband Tom Mahoney. According to one eyewitness: ‘He ordered sea bass and prawns, but she just sipped fruit juice.’ hen there’s the master cleanse, otherwise known as the lemonade diet: water mixed with maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper. Beyonce admitted following it for two weeks to drop one-and-a-half stone for the film Dreamgirls, and Jared Leto used it to shed the two stone he’d gained to play Mark Chapman in the film Chapter 27.”

Laxative Teas:Today, many actresses are taking laxatives in the form of “dieter’s tea”, which has a mild laxative effect. Some starlets are drinking up to ten cups a day.”

Peanuts:Supermodel trainer Gelband admits: ‘I had one girl who was living on Diet Coke and peanuts. She drank three to five Diet Cokes a day and ate a big bag of nuts. If she got hungry, she smoked.'”

The Patch: “Trainer Peterson says: ‘I had one guy using a Nicorette patch, not to quit smoking but to stop food cravings! This is a ridiculous approach and definitely won’t work.'”

The Patch?! I haven’t heard that one before. I think I’ve done at least 3 of those things, but never the patch. Be right back! There’s something I need to buy. Hey, if you believe it, you can achieve it!

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