The Burp Whisperer

March 13, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Skeletor recently attended a NYPD Fundraiser where he said that he’s become skilled at putting his Dragon Tales twins to sleep. He said JLo even gave him a nickname, “I’m so hands-on with them that the household developed a nickname for me. They call me the Burp Whisperer.” That doesn’t even make sense! Shouldn’t it be the Dragon Tales Twins Whisperer? JLo needs to hire writers to come up with material for her daily conversations, because she sucks at nicknames.

I know how Skeletor is putting them to sleep. He’s whispering in their little ears, “You better can it or I’ll suck the soul out of you! You’ll be as soulless as your mother!” Babies know zombie talk.

At least somebody around that house is taking care of the babies. I’m sure JLo has seen them twice in their whole lives. She probably saw them once when they were born and once during their $6 million photoshoot. She will see them a third time when decides to show them off to the paparazzi. This of course will be after she’s had her face, ass, stomach and thighs wet-vacced.

Tags: Brats, Engagements, JLo, Skinny Bones Jones

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