I Wanna Be With Cooze

March 13, 2008 / Posted by:

The National Enquirer reports that Mandy Moore’s mommy, Stacy Moore, has left her daddy for a little chocha action. Stacy is clit fighting with tennis pro Claudette Laliberte. The two hot chicks set up a home together shortly after Stacy left Mandy’s daddy. They are living in lesbian bliss. I’m sure they have like 10 cats and a ceramic duck collection. Lesbians love ducks. Stacy told the Enquirer, “It’s nobody’s business why we’re together.”

They started dating in 2006, but their relationship was found out when Claudette’s lover discovered some e-mails between the two women. It’s called “changing your password frequently.” Claudette needs to learn about that.

This is the most exciting thing to happen to Mandy every since she got her period. Wait, has she even gotten her period? The jury’s still out on that one.

Thanks Elle

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