The Daily Mail posted this picture of Nicole Kidman and a bat. Don’t ask me which is which, because I have no idea. They say knocked up Nicky has a bat face from too many botox injections. The article is long and they interview a doctor about botox, but the picture is the star.
I’m not even stoned, drunk or having sugar hallucinations and I’m still laughing. I mean, she was in Batman Forever. Who knew bat faces could deliver such laughs. They don’t even really look the same, but it’s a bat face! You don’t even want to know what I’m thinking about her fetus and the bat face. I need to go watch “Touched by an Angel” to set me holy again.