This Is What $4,300 Can Buy

Spitzie just resigned as the HBIC of New York. Now he can use all his free time to cavort with all the hookers he wants. Well, unless he’s too busy taking it up the bum in prison. Anyway, PageSix.com has a picture of the woman involved in the Spitz prostitution case. The Feds got Spitz aka Client 9 on wiretap ordering Kristen to service his ass at his Washington hotel room. Kristen was also told that the client, “would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe...” Not safe? Playing Jenga? Jenga is seriously hard on the nerves and dangerous.

This leads me to Kristen’s hilarious profile. Who cares if the bitch was a swimsuit model or what restaurants she’s eaten snails in. Just tell me what the ho is into! Does she do anal, felch, slosh, wear plushie costumes? Yeah, probably all of the above.

Poor Kristen really needs to leave the twat selling game and join The Million Matchmaker.

P.S. – I’m really pissed that this Spitz shit is cutting into my stories!