There’s Enough Fugliness In The World!

March 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Brittany Murphy said she’s planning to have a baby with her bear daddy husband very soon. NO! Spare us. The two will celebrate the 1-year anniversary of their blessed and fugly union in April. The two told People they want a child by next year.

38-year-old Bear Daddy Husband said, “Please God, next year [we’re] having a family!” Please God, don’t!

They also talked about how the media and the internet have doubted their marriage, “All these ridiculous people came out and said all this nonsense when we got married, [but] thank god we had the substance and the history within that to [say], ‘Yeah, whatever!’

We did stop using the Internet lately. No blogs. We’re a blog-free couple!”

Good, so you won’t read what I have to say next. Don’t bring a bear baby into this world!

I shouldn’t type that. Brittany isn’t bad if she laid off the lip injections. It’s her husband that’s the problem. He’s already conned her into marrying him and now he’s going to con her into a baby. I hope Brit hooked herself up with an amazing pre-nup.

Thanks Mari

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