The Event To Be At

March 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Yesterday in Georgia, Kid Rock made amends with the Waffle House Gods by hosting a charity event. Hundreds of people dragged themselves away from their trailers to meet their idol. This was the event to be at. Not because of Kid rock, but because of the people. These bitches look like they know where the good eats are at! I’m not talking about Waffle House, because that’s beneath them. They are only at Waffle House to meet Kid Rock. I’m sure they had him sign their stretch-marked titties and their prized possumhide.

After that, they definitely went to joints where they serve gravy by the gallon and Kool-Aid is on tap. I need to know of these kind of establishments.

Oh and Kid Rock is still a tool.

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