25-year-old Ricardo Jose Faulk turned himself into police after he was accused of jacking off in a Clackamas, Orgeon Target store and throwing his load on a woman. What’s worse is the woman’s 3-year-old was with her at the time of the “shooting.” The woman immediately noticed the hot jizz on her leg and immediately went to security. Ricardo quickly left the store, but turned himself in after he learned police were looking for him. He was charged with misdemeanor harassment and later released. He was also tested for STDs.
Typical! Men are all the same. They blow their hot load all over you and then they are out the door. Rude. Target is honestly the best. This would never happen at Wal-Mart. Well, someone might poop on your foot at Wal-Mart, but sperm would not be involved. Target is sexy. Expect a load, pay less.
I’m afraid that’s a daily occurence in the big city. My sister once saw a homeless dude jack off for a good 10-minutes on the subway. He blew his load all over the seat next to him. I think what’s more disturbing is that my sister sat there and watched the whole thing. SLUT!