Janet Jackson is laid up in the hospital dying of the flu, so she can’t get on a plane to NYC and perform on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Lazy! Mimi will save the day. She will take Janet’s place this Saturday reports UsWeekly. Mimi hasn’t been on the show for 10 years.
Mimi is not sloppy seconds. Janet would have just jumped around in some latex nightmare and instead Mimi will bounce around in some lycra nightmare. See the difference? Mimi’s going through her 10-room closet as we speak looking for the perfect mini-tank dress and hoochie heels.
The only way they could make her appearance even better is if she played Mary Carey in a “Celebrity Rehab” skit. Get on it, SNL writers!
Here’s Mimi working the streets of NYC yesterday.