Lohan Has Another Winner On Her Hands

March 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan needs new people and by “new people” I mean a new mom. I’m sure White Oprah is the one that convinced HoHan to star in this piece of shit. Actually, it was probably Jared Leto’s new fat dick that convinced her the old-fashioned way. Here’s the trailer for “Chapter 27” which was shot like 50 years ago, but is coming out later this month. It’s the movie where Jared Leto got really fat in hopes of winning in Oscar. He’ll be lucky if he wins a Razzie. He plays the dude that shot John Lennon and Lindsay Lohan plays…well…it looks like she plays Lindsay Lohan.

Eff this movie. Let’s get back to the topic of fat dick. When a dude gets fat, does his dick get fatter or smaller? Questions like this always keep me awake at night.

Oh and this movie should go straight to the $1 theater.

Source: BWE

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