Kristy Lee Cook Must Be Destroyed!

March 12, 2008 / Posted by:

I don’t care who is in the bottom 3 of American Idol tonight as long as Kristy Lee Cook is finally kicked out the damn door. Last week, she completely butchered a gorgeous Journey song. Last night, she did illicit and terrible things to “8 Days A Week.” You know what Kristy, “8 days a week I haaaaaaate you!” This girl is a mass murderess of songs and must be put out of her misery! She is offending America and it must stop already.

I really don’t know who else will be in the bottom 3 with Kristy Loves Cock, so I just guessed the stripper and Syesha Mercado. David Hernandez will be in the bottom, because he didn’t take his clothes off. Syesha will be, because she went first. I’m probably wrong, but I don’t give a fuck as long as Kristy goes home!

Below is her truly horrendous performance and I suggest you send it to all your enemies. It’s the worst kind of torture and it will leave them begging for their lives.

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