That poor baby won’t have a peaceful night’s sleep for the rest of his life. He will forever be haunted by the face of Donna Martin. Tori Spelling is in NYC hawking out that book of hers. I must admit that I like the title. sTori Telling. Get it? So clever (eye roll)! I’m sure Andrea Zuckerman came up with that. Everyone was always stealing her ideas.
Tori’s book is basically about how she grew up rich, got her tits and nose done and how her mother had an affair while her daddy was on his death bed. SERIOUSLY. It’s going to get hot.
Tori claims Candy Spelling was getting her old lady vag tended to while Aaron Spelling was dying. Tori said, “I feel that at this point it’s all out there and it’s the truth. So what can they say now? It’s fine… She’s a great grandmother and, at this point in my life, that’s all I can ask for… that she has a relationship with my son, a relationship with my future child and that bonds us in a way.”
Candy, it’s time to whip out the rose scented stationary and write another one of your famous letters. I suggest it starts with, “Dear stupid fucking bitch Tori…”